Friday, June 03, 2005

Jokes

I just had to drop in these jokes that Meatboy sent me.

Drove past Schapelle Corby's beauty salon on the Gold Coast this morning... there was a sign on the door .... Back in 20!

A new marketing push by Victa Lawnmowers its called a "Victa Schappelle". It holds 4kg of grass and comes with a 20 year guarantee.

What is Schappelle Corby's favourite song? ... "Blame it on the Boogie"

Did you hear that the court in Bali has changed Corby's sentence. She has now been sentenced to death by stoning. She reacted by saying "get me my boogie board bag and a lighter and I will do it myself"

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