Hehe

Very aurally amused by "Ass Pocket of Whisky" by R.L. Burnside the famous Blues-Comedian.
The best two lines of spoken word/lyrics:

"Yo don't get out o' mah face real quick,
Ahm gunna kick yo ass you son of a bitch"

"If yo don't get out o' here and make it fast,
Ahm gonna put mah foot right up yo ass"

Stuff your mouth with some scrap paper and say the above in your best deep yokel southern accent. Pure hilarity.